The Lazy Husband? I got a quicker and more efficient remedy!
again I stopped by the book isle,
and AGAIN....my jaw dropped!!
I do realize these are times when it seems we might need a book for anything...
Are we not able to make decisions by ourselves anymore? Can we possibly manage our life in such a way to avoid Dr. Phil-like comments on how to improve our-failed-selves?
GIVE ME A BREAK!
The incriminated book was
peaking proudly from the shelf, and the Ph.D. title
of its author could not have been omitted...
As if it was a guarantee of a proper and well thought
out perspective on the things of life and marriage.
Well, not even a 25% discount on the cover price
should be tempting for any of you.
What I'm trying to say here is....if you really think
you need a two hundred pages manual to help you
straighten your hubby up, well, I'd say you got the
wrong guy to begin with! Or, worse, you are
incredibly under estimating yourself.
Rules to follow with a lazy husband are very simple
and straight forward:
- he is facing you: a nice kick in the guts should do
the trick.
- he is not facing you: brake a broomstick on his
shoulders.
Get your life back into your own hands, let it out
with a nice kick between the jewels, and then...calm
down reading something a bit more inspired than a
manual for overwhelmed grocery shoppers and
frustrated housewives!
In case you are more prone to a non-violent kind of
negotiation, remember: any man would move mountains,
if promised some oral sex!
Therefore, you might want to invest your money on a
shiny red lipstick, instead of buying this
book...just a thought...a very manly thought.
Yours Truly
Ga'
At The Groceries Store
and passed by the magazine's isle...
Debi has been mentioning a cookbok for a while now...she says we need to look at it for research...you know, the competition.
I won't mention the title of the book, or the author fot that matter, as I am going to diss it in a few lines... Read More...